I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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