Say something about gay babies.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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