on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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