fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
