It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Two words: nipple clamps
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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