And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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