why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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