Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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