so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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