One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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