just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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