There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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