She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
And then the night went full on bisexual.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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