he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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