If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
worst night to have a conscience
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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