Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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