Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
