I hate all girls vehemently.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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