direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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