this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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