: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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