All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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