You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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