i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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