Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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