used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We need to get me chipped asap
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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