i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
it's like iHOP with fire
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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