If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I touched a dick in church today
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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