All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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