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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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