I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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