Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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