I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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