talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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