White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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