Where is the hickey?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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