Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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