People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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