What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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