gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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