so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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