Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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