I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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