he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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