You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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