can we get nightvision for the apartment?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Green mimosas i think yes
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
