Pappa wants mamma naked
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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