Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
what the fuck happened to the tacos
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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