I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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