just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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